They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Tuesday, August 31
Areh yeah kya hai ?
Monday, August 30
eh ?
Feeling kind of sad ..
Mark my words ....
The Weekend
Friday, August 27
Good Night .
Hmm
Happy Happy Happy
Thursday, August 26
Very Funny almost hilarious stuff ....
A chat transcript with a twist
Vc tries to spice up the morning.
Wednesday, August 25
The past 2 days
OOH Great !! had an interesting couple of days...Went home early .. well 12 in the noon is early. Mom wanted to know if i was sick or something ,,, hehe .
Had a small siesta from 2 to 5 ..wow when was the last time i slept in the afternoon . Saw Home Improvement, Tim Allen ROCKS.
Actually the reason i bunked office was to finish off the Book. Our Publisher wanted us to handover the manuscript before the week was out. Will have to take one more day off ." Robinson Crusoe went down in history as the only person who got all his work done by Friday."
So had to stay awake till 12 .30 finishing off this and that...Radiocity mere sath tha ...2 more chapters to go....
This morning had to travel across half of Bangalore , because the cops decided that there would be no RIGHT turn on the Mekhri circle . Went past Mount Carmel , woow saw 27 " MUST SEE AGAIN " chicks ...I love Bangalore . ;)
Did i tell you that i have this abililty to count on the move.. Count chicks . I actually learnt it from King Rituparna .You have no idea who Rituparna is , do you ? Hah ..let me enlighten you ...
Well he was the king of Ayodhya ( Kuru Race ) and his charioteer was none other than Nala . Rituparna was proficient at dice besides being versed in numbers .
Snippet "The royal son of Bhangasura ( Psst its Rituparna duh ) came upon a Vibhitaka tree( it's fruit is used to make the dice ) with fruits in a forest. And seeing that tree, the king hastily said to Vahuka ( It's dude Nala in a disguise ), 'O charioteer, do thou also behold my high proficiency in calculation. All men do not know everything. There is no one that is versed in every science of art. Knowledge in its entirety is not found in any one person, O Vahuka, the leaves and fruits of this tree that are lying on the ground respectively exceed those that are on it by one hundred and one. The two branches of the tree have fifty millions of leaves, and two thousand and ninety five fruits. Do thou examine these two branches and all their boughs . ( The translation from Sanskrit to English is so cool !!!) Don't tell me you have not read the story of Nala and Damayanthi ..uff .Pray try this atleast http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/m03/
Tuesday, August 24
Funny articles.
I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word "ambulance" was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, "Well, isn't that clever." I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word "ambulance" behind me. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.
You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty school kids with $1.75 each.
Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."
Monday, August 23
This and That
Friday, August 20
Vc says
MOVIE OF THE DAY
LOL
Photoblog
Thursday, August 19
Things you never ever do in front of your MOM
Something Different
Wednesday, August 18
Wah Wah
Log milte hai bichad jaate hai,
Sirf dil ke taar ched jaate hai.
Yu to lete hai hum hazaro naam,
Par kuch aap jaise log dil mein utar jaate hai.
Questions which had me stumped .
Tuesday, August 17
Vc Says
*The more we learn, the more we realize how little we know. *Laugh with people -- not at them. *I no longer worry about being a brilliant conversationalist. I simply try to be a good listener. I notice that people who do that are usually welcome wherever they go. *Learn from the past, live for today, look for tomorrow. Take a nap this afternoon. *Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.