The Closing Ceremony . Yep missed it ...

Areh yeah kya hai ?

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife . Children's Books You'll NEVER See : "You Were an Accident" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets" But the Best one has to be--- "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear" Question of the Day : Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. ;) Blessings from me to you : May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you. And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you .

eh ?

Doesn't it bother you when people litter? The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core out the window is 'It will plant seeds for other threes to grow.' And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees--right next to all the cigarette bushes "

Feeling kind of sad ..

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte, Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte, Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho, Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte. Waada to kar leete hain, Nibhana bhool jaate hain, Lagaakar aag seene mein, Bhujana bhool jaate hain. Aapne-aapne andaaz hote haiN, jaagti ankhon mein bhi khwaab hote haiN, zaroori nahin gum mein ansoo nikle, muskurati aankhon min bhi sailab hote haiN. ( Wah Wah ) Raat ki tanhai mein unko awaaz diya karte hain Raat mein sitaaron se unka zikre kiya karte hain Woh ayen ya na ayen humare khwabon mein Hum toh bus unhi ka intezaar kiya karte hain

Mark my words ....

http://www.spaceimaging.com/gallery/top10_2003/top10_8.htm Amazing one-meter resolution satellite image collected by Space Imaging's IKONOS satellite.

The Weekend

Saturday evening, got a call from Anand , we were meeting at his place for a small Pizza Party . Finished the classes and off to Anand's . We decided to walk to Domino's for a change . We talked about a lot of things India's pathetic performance in the Olympics ,the7 week ban on non kannada films ,Taxes and Amritha Rao. .... Had a mast time at Domino's .A few swigs of Fanta and Sprite , Naasha chad gaya...Bindaaaaaass. Saw Aliens Vs Predators on Sunday . Set in the early 21st century, this movie follows a team of drillers, scientists and archaeologists led by a billionaire industrialist who travel to Antarctica to investigate ancient pyramid ruins buried deep beneath the ice which predate those in Egypt and Mexico, suggesting they were once the home of a great empire that ruled over the Earth first. When they finally reach one of the pyramids, however, they discover human skeletons and fossilized remains of alien creatures that appear to hug faces and burst out of chests, along with evidence that such aliens may still be alive somewhere in the ruins. The danger below them is frightening, but what the scientists don't know is that something as dangerous lurks above them, happy to have had someone uncover the Aliens: a group of five teenage Predators, following a tradition wherein young Predators come to Earth every thousand years to go through their hunting rituals to reach manhood. The humans on the scene have to just hope they don't join them. I had fun watching it, despite some inconsistencies regarding our two iconic monsters who like to either use humans as hosts for more of their hideous offspring, or trophies which can be displayed in their intergalactic showroom of skulls . Some of the action sequences where amazing. Vc's Rating : Go watch it with your Gf.. she'll cling on to you for better part of the Movie :) What more can you wish for !!!

Good Night .

The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, you ask why? I come close to you, you feel shy, I tell u those three magical words.... Aye La, Puncture!!!

Hmm

Mom was up all night preparing Chakli and other sweets and I was busy watching womens Hockey .Hehe Anyway looking forward to yet another hectic weekend .. Oh God give me the power to Stay awake !!!! Hey Sis , where's my RakshaBandhan Present ? ( Vc is so shameless .. Che Che tut tut )

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Happy Happy Happy

Happy VaramahaLakshmi Habba Onam to all you Kutties and Happy RakshaBandhan . DhanaLakshmi,DhanyaLakshmi,DairyaLakshmi, ShouryaLakshmi,VidyaLakshmi,KaryaLakshmi, VijayaLakshmi,RajaLakshmi,YogaLakshmi, BhagyaLakshmi , I am out of Lakshmi's , May Lakshmi Shower Her Blessings on you .

Very Funny almost hilarious stuff ....

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork? God has spoken. Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? They say that animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona . I had this happen to me twice within a week and a half. I was sitting on a subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a man says to me, "Excuse me, are you reading that paper?" The first time it happened, I didn't know what to say. What are you going to say? You're nearsighted? The next time, I was ready. I said yes, I stood up, turned the page and sat down. I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name or how you met or why they're dead. My wife and I took out life-insurance policies on one another--so now it's just a waiting game.

A chat transcript with a twist

vin_c_13: Hey Saj , what's up Dude ? saj: i looked at your blog site vin_c_13: Really ? saj: it was a good experience saj: life has changed after that. vin_c_13: Wait a minute I know your definition of Good experience vin_c_13: it's like after we saw that film "UPENDRA".. vin_c_13: Pls elaborate... saj: No i mean it buddy saj: life has changed after that saj: i've stopped browsing .. Now please help me decipher this chat transcript. Was he complimenting me ? What do you think ??

Vc tries to spice up the morning.

I saw her, she saw me . Our eyes were locked. There was chemistry in the air .( believe me ,i am a part time Chemistry teacher, right) Then it happened. I sneezed. I was allergic to her. Grr. =================================================== Vc: Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes? M: I don't know. Why? Vc: So they can hide in cherry trees. M: That joke was stupid. Vc: What do you mean stupid? Haven't you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? M: No, I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree. Vc: Just goes to show you how well they hide, doesn't it? M then goes on to Kick Vc.. ================================================ So, what happened after the Bouncer threw you out of the side door? I tried to tell him that I belonged to a very important family. Then what happened? He begged my forgiveness, brought me back inside, and threw me out the front door. ===============================================

That's Meg Ryan .. Have you seen Sleepless in Seatlle and You've got Mail ? She's ok .. Check out the number of cameras behind her. Wonder who that other female is must be someone from Puerto Rico .Hmm

The past 2 days

OOH Great !! had an interesting couple of days...Went home early .. well 12 in the noon is early. Mom wanted to know if i was sick or something ,,, hehe .

Had a small siesta from 2 to 5 ..wow when was the last time i slept in the afternoon . Saw Home Improvement, Tim Allen ROCKS.

Actually the reason i bunked office was to finish off the Book. Our Publisher wanted us to handover the manuscript before the week was out. Will have to take one more day off ." Robinson Crusoe went down in history as the only person who got all his work done by Friday."

So had to stay awake till 12 .30 finishing off this and that...Radiocity mere sath tha ...2 more chapters to go....

This morning had to travel across half of Bangalore , because the cops decided that there would be no RIGHT turn on the Mekhri circle . Went past Mount Carmel , woow saw 27 " MUST SEE AGAIN " chicks ...I love Bangalore . ;)

Did i tell you that i have this abililty to count on the move.. Count chicks . I actually learnt it from King Rituparna .You have no idea who Rituparna is , do you ? Hah ..let me enlighten you ...

Well he was the king of Ayodhya ( Kuru Race ) and his charioteer was none other than Nala . Rituparna was proficient at dice besides being versed in numbers .

Snippet "The royal son of Bhangasura ( Psst its Rituparna duh ) came upon a Vibhitaka tree( it's fruit is used to make the dice ) with fruits in a forest. And seeing that tree, the king hastily said to Vahuka ( It's dude Nala in a disguise ), 'O charioteer, do thou also behold my high proficiency in calculation. All men do not know everything. There is no one that is versed in every science of art. Knowledge in its entirety is not found in any one person, O Vahuka, the leaves and fruits of this tree that are lying on the ground respectively exceed those that are on it by one hundred and one. The two branches of the tree have fifty millions of leaves, and two thousand and ninety five fruits. Do thou examine these two branches and all their boughs . ( The translation from Sanskrit to English is so cool !!!) Don't tell me you have not read the story of Nala and Damayanthi ..uff .Pray try this atleast http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/m03/

Funny articles.

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word "ambulance" was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, "Well, isn't that clever." I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word "ambulance" behind me. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.

You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty school kids with $1.75 each.

Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."

This and That

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson. Egyptian Gods : Sun God (September 22 to October 15) You'll have no trouble finding Mr/Ms Right because you're what every man/woman is looking for - tender,understanding, passionate, and Intensely loyal. Men/Women will flock to you, so you can afford to be choosy. Pick the man/woman who is most deserving of the prize you are, and don't look back. Your only fault is a tendency to wonder if you made the right choices in the past, so keep your eyes peeled on the future . ( Made my Day . :) ) Asatoma Sadgamaya Thamaso Maa Jyothir Gamaya Mrithyor Maa Amrutham Gamaya Aum Shanti Shanti Shantihi Meaning: Lead me from the unreal to the real. Lead me from darkness to light. Lead me from death to immortality. May there be peace everywhere. Yep this was used in the film Matrix .

My Fav gifs ...Hah

Ambition ..hmmm my bike...

Vc says

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. He is a fool who cannot get angry, but he is a wise man who will not. He took his defeat like a man; he blamed it on his wife. You win more friends in life by being interested in others than trying to get others interested in you. You can call it madness, but I call it love. < Vc winks >