Every tub must stand upon its own bottom.

Lets see how good your GKvale is , these are the questions that were asked in a recently held quiz…

Raja Ram Mohan Roy’s mausoleum is in which city?

Sardar Vallabhai Patel Airport is situated in which city?

Syed Kirmani hailed from which State?

Which was the richest princely state in India before Independence?

In the Oscars ,Lagaan was nominated under which category ?

India won its first Olympic Hockey Gold in the year?

The first Indian Satellite was launched in the year?

The first president of the Indian National Assembly?

Which spiritual leader and Freedom fighter was born on August 15th ?

His original name is Ajay Singh Deol, who am I talking about ?

I scored 3 out of 10 ( hides his nose) and then I had a tie breaker and I answered it correctly and we were in the finals.The question was : This place is called the Roof ….( ahem ahem)

Teri *** ki …

Yep that’s how I will remember this film, it starts off with SRK mouthing a “ghali”. I watched this film on the second day, night show and wow the theatre was packed with all types of loos people. It’s not a sports film duh!! its something more, its what I would call value for money.By the way if you think this is a review of Chak de India, I’m sorry to disappoint you ;) .This is my reflection on a cold night, packed with 250 other people and ofcourse popcorn. I liked the way in which the players from all around India are introduced to the audience, it was natural and the dialogues were too good. The crowd cheered and went up in mineral bottles when they heard the word “Jharkhand” ( a couple of the girls are from Jharkhand) and Whoooooooooop the crowd went into a frenzy. That’s when I realized that 3% of Jharkhand was in Bangalore and all of them were in that tiny theatre. The plot was in a typical Bollywood estyle but the settings were interesting and Holy Cow do these guys know how to dress up SRK or what. I wonder which brand of shirts he wears… it’s the same shirts he wears in Swades. Oh there are no “heroines” or dov songs in this film, but keep an eye out for Sagarika Ghatge. Oh and you can laugh when SRK makes fun of Cricket ;) its all in the game. One of the songs “ Maula mere Maula “ which fades in and out is just too good especially the timing of the words “Maula mere le le meri jaan” when the Indian flag is hoisted, gave me goose bumps ;) . I wonder if Helen Mary and Mamta Kharab ( they are real players) are still playing for the Indian team and that dame Prachee ? The second half is full of hockey games, and I think they should have used the long shots like in the real game and FOR THE LOVE OF HOCKEY can’t they get a real commentator ? I bet Narottam Puri, Ravi Chaturvedi and Sushil Doshi are still available…but no they used that dude from Swades areh that Vinod who allegedly worked in Nasa with SRK..yep that dude. They should have introduced a few more penalty corners, the set pieces are a visual treat but no..they showed SRK biting his nails…ufff… And for the love of all things HOLY, when you are explaining dialogues to your GF, please try to keep your voice DOWN ……..uski @#$@# ….. Do watch it for a few goose bumps…

Just another day in paradise..lallalaaa

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

I can do it ...can't i ?

hahhhaa grrr

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Aaah i want the gold one..you can have the blue one...