From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand: �'Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case.�

Chokis for everyone.. come in line.. ooye no pushing ...a choki named DOVE ???

KANK......Preity looks preety.. wow is that a Rolex....

The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are. ~Antonio Porchia

OMG ..it's that "time" of the year .. no no not for filing your Form 16’s,duh!, its 2 years since I started blogging …wow.. 2 years.. sigh*. In this duration I have been fortunate to have met so many wonderful people and I have been successful in making quite a few close friends too. (wink wink ). Updating my blog with “loos” posts, making innumerable typo’s and reading your comments has been such a pleasing journey. Of course a few of you know that my greatest fear in life is “being predictable“ and I have sincerely made an effort to be spontaneous and “loos”. The past two years have been splendid but the icing on the cake has to be a few emails from people who had accidentally bumped into my blog and went on to become regular readers. Thank you. I would genuinely like to apologize to all the people whom I have made fun of in my previous posts (Dee, Sajjan, my sister..hehe…) and I solemnly promise to continue the trend. Call me a meanie but please don’t forget to pass the brownie. In my very first post I had promised the reader” Watch out for some amazingly funny articles,wacky 1 liners and cool pics.” And I think I have kept my word. ;-) Thank you for spending your valuable time on my blog. Now we celebrate….pluuuck *opens the vodka ….gulp gulp..aaaaaah.. Could you please pass the mango pickles.

Here's a quick tooty pooty review of another loos hilarious film : Golmaal -Unlimited.

Last friday ,my cousin and bil ,invited me to a night show(9.30pm).I was surprised when people started coming in groups,fat aunties,uncles and lil kids....wow ...... it was full... night show full? Yep. The film was hilarious and we had a rocking time. Sharman Joshi was too good (watch out for this dude in the forthcoming movies). Some dialogues were so .. silly yet puny: "Tum wapas India kaise aa gaye? "Woh maine Swades dekhi thi “. Paresh Rawal and Mukherjee's takeoff on Dilip Kumar and Vyajanthimala from "Madhumati" is a master-stroke, “ tum kya kaar rahi ho ? “she was making dung roti’s .. uhahahaaaaaa…… Warsi’s dialogue.."Kyun Baar Baar Flop Actor Bolta Hai...Ab Toh Mai Hit Hu"....hehe it was so touchy considering his acting in Munna Bhai and Seher. Ajay Devgan and Arshad Warsi doing a take-off on BLACK was eeeew cool. I was busy munching on plum cakes ;) , my cousin kept pointing out that Ajay Devgan looked so frail … well I didn’t notice Ajay .. I was busy with Remi Sen .. I mean watching her on the screen. (wink) OMG I almost forgot ,Tussssshar Kapoor was astounding in this film. His dialogues wah wah .. and sense of timing ..Superb.. Did I mention that he plays a dumb dude? This is one scene you guys must not miss in Superman Returns. The heroine and her 3 year old son are captive on a boat and this goonda is guarding them. She says to the kid ”go play the piano”, the kid walks to the piano and starts “ ting ting tong , ting ting tong.” The Goonda looks at her and walks slowly over to the piano. The heroine gasps . The goonda sits next to the boy starts playing the piano TING TING TONG , TING TING TONG. The heroine (whats her name Kate Bosworth ?) faxes a “ Help me” note to her office but the goonda pulls the plug of the fax machine and starts giving Kate a few pattars . Pattar Pattar the kid is terrified. He looks on as the Goonda lifts something (a lamp?? A Chair ? new 1kg surf excel ?) and is about to smash it … when …trrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaang the piano suddenly slams into him.In the next scene the little kid’s hands are frozen in mid air and he is breathing heavily. The $^^**T kid threw the piano (sweet). Psst he’s superman’s son, the super kid.

Can you people see Tom waving at us.. can you can you ??

Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears. Paul Simon, -Reader's Digest{June, 1997}

Yippeeee its nice to be back ….sigh* (Vc shows a couple of Greg Chappel’s fingers at the ISP who blocked Blogger.) Read this in Reader’s Digest : There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. ( wah wah) or you could switch on the Sodium Vapour lamp. Did anyone read this editorial in today’s TOI ? It’s so funny: DEVIL’S ADVOCATE It’s a Steal By MUKUL SHARMA WAL-MART Stores, the largest retail chain in the world, is secretly going to allow people to steal from its outlets. According to internal memos leaked to the media, the company, which is already the leading destination for shoplifters, will no longer prosecute first-time thieves unless they are between 18 and 65 and steal merchandise worth at least $25. Apparently this will enable it to focus on theft by professional shoplifters and its own employees, who together steal the bulk of merchandise from its stores every year, rather than the casual executive crooks who only swipe a pair of occasional socks. Actually there’s a solid reason for this: It’s just not financially justifiable to expend more than twice the amount in order to prosecute someone who’s stolen something worth $5. The legal costs required are simply too high. Or as a person in charge of asset protection at Wal-Mart put it: “If I have somebody being paid $12 an hour processing a $5 theft, I have just lost money. I have also lost the time to catch somebody stealing $100 or an organised group stealing $3,000”. Unorganised kleptos and hobby shoplifters will immediately realise what a bonanza awaits under-aged and senior citizens of India should Wal-Mart be allowed FDI in retail for which it’s been trying so hard. For one thing $25 translates to over 1,100 bucks here. Which means if an average family has two live-in minors and two grandparents they should easily be expected to bring home nearly 5,000 bucks of stolen goods every month. And that’s not all. With home-grown corporate giants also planning to get into the retail act now, can we not expect some competition? Will Reliance up the ante to, say, 10,000 rupees worth of goods that they will allow us to steal to pip Wal-Mart? Will others narrow the age limit instead to prosecute only thieves between 35 and 36? The National Retail Federation of the United States says American retailers lose more than $30 billion a year to theft. Can we, a burgeoning economic power and a future player on the world stage, not match this paltry figure and perhaps better it? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Currently trying to solve this puzzle : Its simple areh baba the 9 dot puzzle http://www.dcu.ie/ctyi/puzzles/general/9dotpuz.htm yeah but then Leslie came back with this reply : I am taking a math class that the professor said there are 17 solutions to this puzzle using just 1 line to connect them all. He gave us the following:lay the paper on the ground and walk around the earth 2 times. All dots connected with 1 line. He also gave us use a really fat marker and make 1 like that covers all the dots. He said from these 2 there are 15 more :-( I figured that you can use a cylinder, and a cone which are different than the sphere of the world. Does this give you anymore ideas?? Any help would be appreciated!! Yep I am thinking about the other 15 solutions: Remember its 1 line …..

There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high, simple, and useful life. -Booker T. Washington

This pic was shot by Sajjan and the caption he wrote was : "Wind mills on the way..... "uhahahahhaa.. on the way to the loooo uhahhhhhaaahhaaaa....

Hah....

jaaduu terii nazar khushbuu tera badan...

chupaana bhii nahii.n aata jataana bhii nahii.n aata hame.n tum se muhabbat bataana bhii nahii.n aata Anyone remember this classic? Its from Baazigar , sung by Vinod Rathod , pssst Anu Malik makes a special appearance . And what about this song dekhnevaalo.n ne kya kya nahii.n dekha hoga mera daava hai ki tujhsa nahii.n dekha hoga jis tarah mai.n ne terii raah takii hai barso.n yuu.n kisii ne tera raasta nahii.n dekha hoga The 1990’s were indeed the decade of unforgettable romantic songs.haiiiiiii . I was watching TVS Sa re ga ma pa kids special (Zee TV) and this 13 year old girl sang the song “solah baras ki baali umar ko salaam main pyaar teri pehli nazar ko salaam ...” oh man that was just fantastic.Bappi who was one of the judges asked her if she could drop by his studio the next day and record a song for him, such was her voice .

Girl : Look into my eyes

Eeeks.. I told him not to whistle at the cow..but no..thu thu

You too ? :)

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Times change. People change. Too much change for me. I suppose I am growing old." ~Gill 45, Caemlyn, 528 Dragon Reborn

After reading book 2 “ The Great Hunt” , I could't control my curiosity and I bought book 3 “ The Dragon Reborn” the very next day and for once I was not disappointed.This book was like flying a kite ...a steady cool breeze, cloudless sky, the Vividh Bharati in the background playing “ Fauji bhaiyo ki Farmaish” and suddenly the wind picks up and you are struggling to control the kite and invariably cut your fingers. I think I forgot to mention that you are on the terrace, standing on the edge ;) and after a few minutes of struggling its all serene and quiet as if nothing had happened. In this book the main characters truly come into their own, settling into and accepting their roles and fates in the world. For a book named the Dragon Reborn, the Dragon Reborn i.,e Rand, plays a decidedly small part in it. Most of the action is focused on Mat, Perrin, and the three Aes Sedai in training. I really want to thank Robert Jordan for not describing what was going on in Rand's head while he's going mad. Believe me I know how it feels ( uhahahaaaaaaaha ). Some of the action scenes are truly awesome like Perrin (who can talk to wolves) fighting Trollocs (read an excerpt here) truly sent a chill down my spine. I didn’t give much notice to Mat but gosh he is funny and we learn that he has been cursed to be lucky. There is this instance when Mat is climbing rooftops in the night, thinking he’s the only person on the rooftop when suddenly the Aiel*( warriors) stand up next to him and he’s surrounded by 4 of them. He never noticed them and is taken by surprise and is talking to them when another dude (the thief catcher) comes out from the dark. Mat is swearing when he sees so many people on the rooftop when boom more Aiel stand up behind theThief Catcher. uahhaahaha that was so funny.(read the excerpt here). I always felt that a book should have a pinch of humor and sarcasm and this book has the right amount . Mr Robert for the love of “Microphones” please don’t let Nynaeve tug her braid so many times, it might just come off.I think my favorite characters are Moiraine and Lan. Of course if you haven’t read any of the books in this series, you would be wondering what the hell I’m rambling about, right? I am recommending this series to my sister, it seems she’s currently reading some stuff about genetic cloning and listen to this they are successful in creating Angels..uhahahahaha..duh!! Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget." Thom Merrilyn 47, To Race the Shadow, 549

Nothing ever goes as you expect. Expect nothing, and you will not be surprised. Expect nothing. Hope for nothing. Nothing!!

Twing Twing krrrrrrrr sssssssss peek pooooo sssssss ‘.. hahaa and Ajith who would you like to dedicate this song to’, “ I would like to dedicate this song to Rakshitha ( my sweetheart) and to you my favourite RJ”. The song turned out to be “ Gasolina” ~ Daddy Yankee.Who in his right mind would dedicate such a *u*** song to his sweetheart ? I couldn’t comprehend a word of what the band was singing *screaming, it goes something like this zumbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda los motores Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa que le den, Duro! Of course it’s in Spanish, but I love it. ;) I never could understand the excitement or the hype surrounding dedications, especially on the Radio. I bet almost all of the time the person to whom the song is dedicated to would not be tuned in and moreover who cares ? All we want is some pleasant music to soothe our ears not some XYZ blabbering that he wants to dedicate the next song to L, M, N, O, Q and oh I forgot Pee. Oh yes I could always listen to my favorite songs on the Ipod or the mp3 player but I would rather tune into the radio because of the Q factor .The feeling that something different, something unexpected might happen. Like the one time I heard a caller screaming obscenities at Dr Love , poor thing she didn’t know which was the “cut the caller” button and she pressed the “applause” button instead. So when he was screaming “ Your Radio station *beep *beep and bigger *beep* we could hear people applauding in the background ….hehe that was funny and what about the time a loos caller wanted the RJ to talk to his dog Rocky , yeah , I know that is not so weird, the weird part was when the dog started barking in the background and to me it seemed to say" I wanna be on air , I wanna be on air". Would you get that on your iPod? Would you ?

We were so loos then ..:)

http://vinodc.blogspot.com/2005/09/13-qs-to-test-you.html

MG Road....on a sunday ..yappa its so crowded and ewww..

A local Saree shop on Mg Road

"Take the trail! We hunt!"

Actually I wanted the title to be “ Clean your Room”. I had this overwhelming urge to clean my room at 2 am. No not because I was unable to sleep but the second part of the Wheel of Time series, "The Great hunt” had me mystified. I wanted to re read the first book “ Eye of the World” desperately and was unable to find it. Lets move on .. if the first book “ The Eye of the World” was all about getting us into the story, the second book “ The Great Hunt” carries it through, so many twists and turns, and so well written that you do not wish to put it down. If in the first book I was a bit frightened by the Aes Sedai in this book I was sort of inclined to believe that they could actually be on the side of the Dragon.Lets see how it goes. Some parts of the book reminded me of Enid Blyton’s ~Mallory Towers, don’t ask me why and most of the dialogues with the Aes Sedai where similar to Yoda’s 1 liners. These books need a lot of a patience, an eye for detail for some of the more complex story twists and a good memory. I truly liked the prophecies like this one : "Twice and twice shall he be marked, twice to live and twice to die. Once the heron to set his path. Twice the heron to name him true. Once the dragon, for remembrance lost. Twice the dragon, for the price he must pay." "The Wheel of Time weaves us all into the pattern as it wills, but sometimes it provides us with what we need before we know we need it." I was so hooked reading part 2 of the 12 part series that I bought book 3 “ The Dragon Reborn “. It’s much better this way,than cleaning my room :)