If you want to kill me, you can find me @ ....

All the below jokes are so poor that...they were irresitable...I had to post them. These remind me of my friend Sajjan .. who is the BAAP of ALL Pj's . Hope he drops by .... 1. Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka naam kya hai??? "Ishq Ki Chhaon. " Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... 2.Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette . Another deadly answer :Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". 3. Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.