The year that was....

The Year 2004 ... Well started this simple blog in July ,because my sister thought I could write all about my daily adventures and keep her entertained. I still remember my first post My first blog . Hah I was a novice then , posting Aishwarya Rai's pics every alternate day ... This happens to be my fav pic .. Amazing and of course this. I have actually stopped writing about my daily adventures, wonder why ?? Must start afresh. Anyway would like to thank all who visit my site regularly , dropping comments .. I’ve made a lot of Blog friends :) . Wish you all a Happy New Year …

Ring out the old, ring in the new,

Ring, happy bells, across the snow:

The year is going, let him go;

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

AWESOME.

Extensive first-person coverage of the tsunami disaster on blogs Awesome

I hate Hospitals !!!

Well thought of taking 3 days off from work , Tue, Wed and Thu , Read , listen to Music , munch on peanuts and just laze around ..... Hahhhh If only our dreams could come true ... Tuesday : Went to my cousin's place and then had to help a friend in his marriage preparations .Finished " The Bourne Legacy " , Bourne has a son, who is a hitman ??? ... well it was written by Eric and so it never had the Robert Ludlum touch ... :(Got a call from office , : Can you come tommorow and have a peek ???? Wednesday : Back in Office ... Half day ... Rushed back to the wedding .Heard that my cousing Bro , who has his final exams in March( 2nd Year PUC) had an accident , broke his arm . Visited him at the hospital . He's smiling , gave him a lecture .Back to the reception in the evening . Went home at 11 pm .. Started reading " Force 10 from Navarone " . Alistair Maclean is the BEST. Thursday : Lazed around picked up a 3rd Book ," The Trade " By William Hannah . Went to meet my cousin at the Hospital . He was unconsious ,had an operation , the docs had inserted a steel rod.2 months in a cast.hah. We were supposed to have a party at my friends place ,postponed it to Saturday . Grrr.....

The Gods are angry ....

A simple one

Kadam Kadam pe Hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakna Muskil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna. Hamari yadoon ki khushbu jarur ayegi tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna :)

If you want to kill me, you can find me @ ....

All the below jokes are so poor that...they were irresitable...I had to post them. These remind me of my friend Sajjan .. who is the BAAP of ALL Pj's . Hope he drops by .... 1. Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka naam kya hai??? "Ishq Ki Chhaon. " Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... 2.Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette . Another deadly answer :Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". 3. Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Shake it baby ....

Light Saber

Want to be like Luke Skywalker .... Vroooom vrooooom

Saw " The Incredibles " this weekened and I loved it.At a few points in the film I had to remind myself that I was in fact watching an animated movie . The Characters: Bob( Mr Incredible ), his wife Helen (Elastigirl) , Daughter :Violet , whose moods are unpredictable and is able to become invisible, along with creating force fields ,Young and restless son Dash, who can storm his way through difficult terrains and toddler Jack-Jack who, we suspect, may have gifts of his own. :) Other notable characters: Frozone (Voice of Samuel L. Jackson) and the bubble gum chewing next door kid on a tricycle. ** Moments To Watch Out For ** The “Star Wars” style chase scene where Dash is being chased through the jungle. ALL the parts were funny! Especially when the small kid on his tricycle popping his bubble gum would catch the The Incredibles showing off their powers. There is this scene where Mr. Incredible is fired from work, comes home in his car and has a major fit! He loses his cool and picks up his car and lifts it above his head! He then realizes that the little bubble gum kid is watching this incredible feat. .. you must see the expression of the kid .. truly hilarious . Any scene that involved Dash running his heart out was masterful as the animation had to keep up with the idea that this kid could run faster than anything alive . It is good quality entertainment for all members of the family and I would recommend everyone to see it !! Cheers !!

Merry christmas to all my friends

Match Update

We won the match as anticipated and are into the Quarter Finals . I did'nt get to do much :( , the opposition was scuttled out for a mere 61 and we chased it in 5 overs . Hopefully will get a chance to blast in the next match :)

Friday Test your eyes : What's wrong with this pic ?

Cricket team

My company has organised a Cricket tournament and i was looking for an apt name for our team.. Here are some of the names I came up with .... The Locals Blackhawks Heartbreakers Killer Bees Knockouts Outlaws Rolling Thunder <<<< Cool one The Wild Bunch Ocean's 11 <<<<< Catherine aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... she's actually in Ocean's 12 ;) But i liked this one ... " Chindi Chitranna 11 " Anyway, we sort off settled for " Vision Cricket Team ". Visualize .. psst its actually VC's Team ... hehe ... Let the best team win ...we have our first match on Saturday .. please pray for us .

I was once a Teenage BAT .....Man

Just had to post this .... This is the official poster of "BATMAN BEGINS " courtesy EMPIREONLINE , which is sheduled to release in the later part of 2005 .

:) .. Ever notice that when you get the perfect hair cut, your hair grows twice as fast? That reminds me must get a haircut .... la al lallalal alll

Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye, Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye, Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre, Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!

Better FOCUS ....

It does my trick too ...

A neat optical illusion. If you stare at it long enough you will see a giraffe. Try it.

did it raise an eyebrow ???

Tranquility personified .....

I wonder if he's insured .. hmm

Grr

For some reason I am unable to comment on the previous pic... Oh well i was actually looking for the answer ... V Can't you guys see the V formation ?

What do you see ? Drop a comment . Psst Visualize .. Meditate ...

Wow ,,, Check out the Flute and oh the Tatoo , is that an " Ohm " ... hmm hmm

Flea Market ...

Location : Get down at Majestic ...Ask the traffic cop , where the Police Station is :) . The Book Market is on the way to the Police station , next to the Post Office ( on the Lefthand side of the Road) Time : The best day would be on a Sunday , around 10 -12 am , books are sold , for as cheap as Rs 10 /- :) The cost ranges between Rs 10-Rs 80 ( Depending on the title and author ) . You get Brand new Novels for Rs 50 , beware they are Indian versions , but it's worth it .The same books (originals) are sold for Rs 300-400 at Sapna Book stall . I still remember my sis showing off her US version of The Lord of the Rings and Harry Porter : The Order of phoenix, which she bought for a wooping Rs 1000 , and I bargained the same at this place for Rs 200 :) . Happy bargaining ..... Catch me at 11 am .. who ever you are ...

Picked up 6 books at the Flea market .. Force 10 from Navarone - Alistair Maclean , Jack Higgins, John Le Carré , The Bourne Legacy- Robert Ludlum , The Last Juror by John Grisham . Yahoooo.. ....

Weekend Trivia .

What was the largest, single, man-made object visible with the naked eye to Neil Armstrong when he first stepped onto the moon's surface? Do you really think its the hmm hmm ?

Test

In his final hours in the Oval Office, the outgoing President grants a controversial last-minute pardon to Joel Backman, a notorious Washington power broker who has spent the last six years hidden away in a federal prison. What no one knows is that the President issues the pardon only after receiving enormous pressure from the CIA. It seems Backman, in his power broker heyday, may have obtained secrets that compromise the world’s most sophisticated satellite surveillance system. Backman is quietly smuggled out of the country in a military cargo plane, given a new name, a new identity, and a new home in Italy. Eventually, after he has settled into his new life, the CIA will leak his whereabouts to the Israelis, the Russians, the Chinese, and the Saudis. Then the CIA will do what it does best: sit back and watch. The question is not whether Backman will survive—there is no chance of that. The question the CIA needs answered is, who will kill him?

Quiz Time

1. What is measured in dols?

2. Name this mythical creature which is said to be the offspring of the lion and the eagle 3. 75 miles (121 kilometers) northwest of Las Vegas - occupies about 150 square miles (390 Square kilometers) of a dried up lakebed in the Great Basin Desert, Nevada. It was named after the grid it occupies on an old Nevada map and (came into existence in 1955 when aerospace company Lockheed Martin landed there to test the U 2, a high-altitude surveillance plane)? 4.There is an organisation known as SETI at the University of California, Berkeley. what do they do? 5. Fiction - what is the term used by the usaf to refer to the condition in which a person who is insane cant fly a plane, a person who flies the plane is insane, but the moment he wants to get off the circuit by feigning insanity, he becomes sane and therefore, fit to fly? 6.Shiv Ratan Agarwal, the MD of Shivdeep Industries started of by making a product for soldiers to carry with them for days together. This company now controls a 70% share in the Indian market. Name the company. 7.Over the years 'Lux', the Unilever bathing soap has used beautiful women, especially famous actresses, as models in its advertisements all over the world. Who was and remains to be the only man ever to model for Lux? 8.What invention of the confectioner George Smith was named after a famous race horse of the early 20th century? 9.As per the local legend, this place was originally covered by a lake called Satisar. It got its present name after a sage who drained the lake. name the place?

Oho did i do my Maths homework ?

Remember the United colors of Benetton Ad.. can't beat this eh ?