Tuesday, March 21

My fav room,

If I were a vampire bat, my fav room , would definitely have been the attic (of course in a ladies hostel) . But as I am not (yet) the black blind flying mammal , my current fav room would be the loo, especially now, as I am suffering from the after affects of gastroenteritis. I visited the local doctor who listened to my ramblings and poked the thermometer into one of the “ unspeakable places “(cough cough I meant my mouth) and started interrogating me :What did you eat last night ? Roadside paani puri ? Nimbu Paani , cane juice with lots of ice ? Chicken Biryani at the local dhabha ? All I could do was make guttural sounds, I was more worried about the mercury in the thermo.It was shooting up, up and away .When he touched my abdomen ( not so gently ) I almost kicked him. But the next question was worth the pain “So, are you a student ? “ (hehe , i wanted to give him a lecture on how we are all "students of life".....but you can't give a speech when you have gastro****). I gave a whoop of joy, when he later confirmed that it was not cholera ( Thank god !! ) { eew weird sentence}. Today at the cafeteria, while I was enjoying ( ok ok pretending to enjoy) “curd rice “ without spicy mango pickle (sigh !) , a colleague caught me eying his plate of palav ,bonda ,chutney,rice and sambhar , I was (not so) politely asked to move to an adjacent table .It seems they didn’t like the way I was staring at them. Grrr people can be so cruel … Time Time ki baath hai …time time .

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

KK's comments !!


My favorite room:
If I were a vampire bat,it definitely would have been the attic ( in the girls’ hostel , ofcourse) .
//And the girls would swat you with their high heels, engineering drawing books, drafter, bathroom chappals

But as I am not (yet) the black blind flying mammal , my current fav room would be the loo, especially now as I am suffering from the effects of gastroenteritis.
//tch tch tch poor little dracula got stomach upset and now has to become a fruit bat.

I visited the local doctor who listened to my ramblings and poked the thermometer into one of the “ unspeakable places “(cough cough I meant my mouth) and started interrogating me : What did you eat last night ? Roadside paanipuri ? Nimbu Paani , cane juice with lots of ice ? Biryani at the local dhabha ?
//No no he ate flu-ridden chicken pakaaaaak

When he poked my abdomen ( not so gently ) I almost kicked him. But the next question was worth the pain , “So are you a student ? “ (hehe ) and he confirmed that it was not cholera ( Thank god !! )
//hahaha of course from the loos behavior he thought u r a student but then he saw the dentures and retracted his words.

Today at the cafeteria while I was enjoying ( ok ok pretending to enjoy) “ curd rice “ without mango pickle (sigh) , a colleague caught me eying his plate of palav ,bonda ,chutney,rice and sambhar , I was (not so) politely asked to find another table .They didn’t like the way I was staring at them while they enjoyed their lunch.

//Hmm they also found some bondas missing when they were busy watching the match.

Grrr time time ki baath hai …
//Haan time for ur tablet..go have it.

Artful Badger said...

Kk..
Its almost seems like you are commenting (out) his 'code'...

Anonymous said...

Awww... hope you're feeling better now...
Take care, Nadera :-)

Vc said...

pattar pattar .. i am BACK lalalaaa

Anonymous said...

adikey helodu ali-eli tinbaradu antha:-)

Anonymous said...

WHo is that ? kannada ? yarappa addu ..