a little dose of laughter

A five-year-old kid raised his hand at school. The teacher declined to let him leave the room. Five minutes later she reversed herself. She said, "All right, Sonny, you may go now." The little boy looked up and said, "I don't have to." She said, "What do you mean you don't have to?" He said, "I opened up my geography book and went in the ocean." My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes .