...sigh*

Sorry had to move sid the kid's pic :)

As we move apart..

Bichhde abhi to ham bas kal parson Jioongi main kaise, is haal mein barson Maut na aayi teri yaad kyon aayi Hay lambi judai Chaar dinon ka......................wink wink ..

I have been doing a lot of things these past few days...some up's some down's and some in-betweens. Read quite a few books and I was just thinking..wouldn't it be cool if I could get a Ph and D on Alistair Maclean's Novels ? I think I read somewhere about a dude who got a Doctrate on Tintin. Should research .... ( ok if you are laughing...I hope a crow pee pee's on you..) Anand usually recommends a few good tamil movies like Kanda Naal Mudhal and this time i borrowed Mozhi, staring Jo and Prakash Rai and some new comer... To be honest, i was up till 1 am watching this film and i sort of liked it. The supporting actress was much prettier than Jo. I loved this loos Professor, whose mind was stuck in 1984 and the conversations were so funny. He comes up to the hero and says, "dude there is this young cricketer who will be the captain of our Circket Team, his name is .....Azhar..yep mark my words" :) Another incident which was funny is when he gives a book titled"Basics of Computer Applications" and says.." in the year 2000, computer's will rule the world, better be prepared" :) And on one ocassion he locks the Main gate and tells everyone to be alert because Indira Gandhi was killed by her own body guards and the country is in a state of emergency... Oh i forgot the ajji ...i mean the paati, the granny, she had these amazing nose studs...reminded me of my granny :) You hardly get to see girls with nose studs these days !! duh !! Oh got to go now.. coming up..the Myth of Vidyarthi Bhavan shattered !!

He's as fast as the Lead Cat in a dog sled Team...

aaaaahhhhhhh

Yeh tera mera milna.. Yun dilo ka khilna.. Yeh hai khuda ki marzi Yuhi nahi hain yaar Yeh tera paas aana Yun nazarein milana Yeh hai khuda ki marzi Yuhi nahi hai yaar Tere bin tere bin dil naiyo lagta O Tere bin tere bin dil naiyo lagta Kk called and I was listening to this song..it was on a infinite loop :)..

And then i saw this...

Do you know my last name ?? Neither did they...

I met my close friends last sunday .. no sajjan not you.. i meant these dudes...we had fun ..stealing the remote, eggs, books watches and ofcourse my mom's fair and lovely...psst you can see the effects on chimpu ....areh the cute one...duh !!

The tenants complained and they were trapped and the bait was groundnuts.. I, myself, the smartest of the lot was almost trapped in it...Come-on control naahi hotha ....grr grr...

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.

Ravi : Jitendra Maa : Nirupa Roy Foto : Om prakash Ravi: Maa, Tumhaare aasheervaad se main aaj B.A. FIRST class mein pass ho gaya hoon. [ Mom, your cool_dude son graduated today ] [ Guess what ?! In first class ] Maa : Bahuth khushee ki baath hai beta. Le, yeh parshaad kha le. [ Son, that's really impressive. Thulp this parshaad ] [Roy goes to the Foto of Om prakash, that is hanging on the wall] Dekho ji. Aaj apke beta ne aap ki baath nibhaya hai. [ Look hubby, your son the cool dude, what a shot !] [ Roy to her son ] Beta ... Ek achchi si naukari doond le Aur, Jaldi se ek Bahuraani bhi le aaa [ Son, how about cashing a job and closing on a female ? ] Ravi: Maa ... uummnn ... Bahu rani tho my dhoond hee liya hai. [ Geez, closed on a girl already ] Maa : SSsaachchc?^#!@*&! Kaun hai beta vo khush kismat valee ? [ Really !, who's that babe ? ] Ravi: Seth Gangaram ki beti, Asha. [ ddaannn ...dddaaann .... music in the background and a face full of *%$*( of Nirupa Roy in the foreground ] The rest of it is left to your imagination. The saga continues... Maa: BETAA!!! Yeh mujhse tu kis janam ka badla le raha hai!? (Sonny, whatcha screwing up my happiness for?) Ravi: MAA, tu kyaa keh rahee hai? (Duh?!?!) Maa: Beta, yeh wohi Seth Gangaram hai jisne tere pitaajee kaa khoon karvayaa thaa! (BACKGROUND musicians go CRAZY!) (You little twerp, this was the same jerk who knocked up (errr...off) your daddy-jee) Ravi: Kya!? Member of Audience: Abbe saale, sunaaee nahi deta tereko!? (Oh, brother-in-law, can't you hear?) Ravi: Maa, yeh tu kyaa keh rahi hai? (Writer's Interjection: Our Hero is not exactly PhD material.) Maa: Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hai... (Son, this happened 20 years ago...) Ravi: Yeh, yeh mom get on with it. I've heard that before... (Haan, haan maa aur kuch bolo. Yeh maine sab suna hua hai...) Maa: (STARTS SOBBING HYSTERICALLY) Beta, beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai... Audience Member 2: Arre yaar yeh to phir rone lagee!!! (Geez man this woman started all over again) Other Members: MAARO MAARO ISSE!!! (Kill her, Kill her) SO we Finally get rid of Ms. Roy. Thanks once again to the mob mentality. Who said mob mentality was all bad!!

"Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho,jaao,ab to sab ka muh meetha karna hai."

Did you hear the latest news ? Sid the kid’s finger was bitten when he went for a buggy ride ( God knows what a buggy ride is.. )….I’m sure he must have showed the finger to some kid ??( ting tong ting) .Later that day, my Sis had to sign 3 different forms . 1 stating that his finger is okidoki. 2 stating that she won’t be suing the kid who tasted Sid’s finger and 2 ml of blood. 3 stating that no one stole Sid’s glucose bikkis…grr SOMEONE STOLE HIS BIKKIS. The worst part is that they didn’t disclose who the culprit was.I mean there are just 3 kids in the crib, Sid , Nilay and that Turkish delight girl Asra. So obviously it must be his close desi susu friend Nilay. Aaaaaha or could it be that Sid bit his own finger so that Nilay was out of the picture and then it would just be Sid and Asra, playing housie housie ??? ...so what do 1 year old toddlers play damn!! It’s always a girl … Oh by the way this 2 year old Asra keeps calling Sid “the baby”…puff irony. Right now he’s in a toddler room but in another year he graduates to a tattler room, which will be filled with chiks ..just can’t wait to see his expression when he crawls into the adjacent room filled with barbies ……….eeeeeeew

There are some people you are proud off...he's one of them...

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I’m in a quandary. Kk is flying back to India , this weekend, on her spitfire broom, and she has allotted all of 10 pounds to an appropriate gift for yours truly. Now what can you buy for 10 Pounds , which is approximately Rs 800 in our local currency. Ofcourse before I knew of the budget , I was dreaming about these gadgets..haiii The Dreamate sleep inducer ( yawn) The Ben Heck Audio FX Pro 5+1 headset

A watermelon red Zune

But I opted for The Triceratops Wind-Up Pencil Sharpener...Yipeeeeeeee

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.uhahahaa

We recently celebrated “Sports day” @ office and I was incharge of selecting and procuring the “ trophies” .After the ordeal I swore never to “volunteer” for any official function,even if the chief guest happens to be Cindy Crawford ( psst haven’t seen her in years, hope she’s alive, if you see her, could you please give her my *cough cough*).

It all began with the director nominating me for the @#$@#$@ Sports Committee .All I wanted was a chess competition and a cricket tournament but NO ..all the women folk ( all 2 of them) wanted throw ball and some other weird events , I think one of them was tailing the donkey…eeww

And then they threw in the moth balls….aaah..I meant the H bomb, “Let’s organize a Sports day”, yeah right! in 4 days. But as always we took up the daunting task of arranging a fun day for 200 people Jobs were allotted and I was given the objective of buying the “prizes”. Armed with a “visiting card” of a gift store , i was asked to buy something suitable. Needless to say the first attempt was *cough cough and I had to return them. :)

But I was successful in my second attempt and it left me exhausted. I am very bad at haggling aaaargh... and these Mamulpet fellows just love to hike the rates when the hear the word "Corporate".

Anyway the D day arrived and the event was a grand success, but the moment of the day came when we the organizers played against the winners of the cricket tournament. We elected to field and were blasted all over the field . Then it was our turn and uahhahhahhaa they didn’t even bother running behind the ball it was vanishing from the ground.I loved the look the Director gave me when I blasted him for 4 consecutive boundaries….then I remembered that we had our Quarterly meeting the next day ( today) and I had to block the next to balls grrrrrr…batting main be politics……how I wish I could have blasted it over the boundary.

The other loos events where the 100 mts dash, a sack race, lemon and spoon ( eeeeew) , 3 legged race ( puuuf) and throwball.Ofcourse everyone loved the tug of war, damn couldn’t take snaps of the weird expressions..Overall it was a grand success with 50% of the people taking the next day off because of cramps..thu thu…

I liked the color .....of the toad....

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wrong way dude...