Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.

Ravi : Jitendra Maa : Nirupa Roy Foto : Om prakash Ravi: Maa, Tumhaare aasheervaad se main aaj B.A. FIRST class mein pass ho gaya hoon. [ Mom, your cool_dude son graduated today ] [ Guess what ?! In first class ] Maa : Bahuth khushee ki baath hai beta. Le, yeh parshaad kha le. [ Son, that's really impressive. Thulp this parshaad ] [Roy goes to the Foto of Om prakash, that is hanging on the wall] Dekho ji. Aaj apke beta ne aap ki baath nibhaya hai. [ Look hubby, your son the cool dude, what a shot !] [ Roy to her son ] Beta ... Ek achchi si naukari doond le Aur, Jaldi se ek Bahuraani bhi le aaa [ Son, how about cashing a job and closing on a female ? ] Ravi: Maa ... uummnn ... Bahu rani tho my dhoond hee liya hai. [ Geez, closed on a girl already ] Maa : SSsaachchc?^#!@*&! Kaun hai beta vo khush kismat valee ? [ Really !, who's that babe ? ] Ravi: Seth Gangaram ki beti, Asha. [ ddaannn ...dddaaann .... music in the background and a face full of *%$*( of Nirupa Roy in the foreground ] The rest of it is left to your imagination. The saga continues... Maa: BETAA!!! Yeh mujhse tu kis janam ka badla le raha hai!? (Sonny, whatcha screwing up my happiness for?) Ravi: MAA, tu kyaa keh rahee hai? (Duh?!?!) Maa: Beta, yeh wohi Seth Gangaram hai jisne tere pitaajee kaa khoon karvayaa thaa! (BACKGROUND musicians go CRAZY!) (You little twerp, this was the same jerk who knocked up (errr...off) your daddy-jee) Ravi: Kya!? Member of Audience: Abbe saale, sunaaee nahi deta tereko!? (Oh, brother-in-law, can't you hear?) Ravi: Maa, yeh tu kyaa keh rahi hai? (Writer's Interjection: Our Hero is not exactly PhD material.) Maa: Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hai... (Son, this happened 20 years ago...) Ravi: Yeh, yeh mom get on with it. I've heard that before... (Haan, haan maa aur kuch bolo. Yeh maine sab suna hua hai...) Maa: (STARTS SOBBING HYSTERICALLY) Beta, beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai... Audience Member 2: Arre yaar yeh to phir rone lagee!!! (Geez man this woman started all over again) Other Members: MAARO MAARO ISSE!!! (Kill her, Kill her) SO we Finally get rid of Ms. Roy. Thanks once again to the mob mentality. Who said mob mentality was all bad!!