Thursday, July 19

The butler entered the room, a solemn procession of one. - P.G. Wodehouse

His name was Yuyutsu.His father was a well known scholar in Trichnopalli and named his only son after the son of King Dhritarashtra and one of the palace maidservants. Who according to the one of the Epic’s was a half-brother to Duryodhana and the other Kauravas. Disgusted by the treatment of the Pandavas by the Kauravas, he joined the side of the Pandavas in the Kurukshetra war and was the only son of Dhritarashtra to survive the war. He was younger to Duryodhana but elder than Dushasana. That morning,Yuyu as he was called by his friends, had a weird dream in which he slays one of the servants of Hirishikanidra. He got up sweating and disoriented. He looked at the clock which read 5.12am. He sighed, he had to get to work in the next 22 minutes. He dressed in his favorite blue sweatshirt and went to the Corporation building, shop number 402,signed and pocketed the keys. Virochan, was as usual patient and punctual and as always beamed with enthusiasm, This always seemed to lift Yuyu's spirits. Virochan took the keys and rolled off to the outskirts of the city. Yuyu pulled out yesterday's magazine and started reading the " What's New in Gadgets" topic. Virochan was now cruising at a steady 21 kms/hr and his concentration was shattered when he thought he heard the thump of a 200 cc engine coming ... buuud budddd budd buddddddddd Virochan shrieked " Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmies" Yuyu: lifted his right eyebrow and looked behind to find the Gang of Power-Puff Girls zeroing towards them. Yuyu ordered in a calm and cool voice“Swap” Virochan was frozen like a crow in Antarctica. Yuyu slapped Virochan Pattttttttttar pattar and swaps seats. Budddddddddd budddddddddddd budaaaaaaaaaaaaaar butataaaaaaaar the revolutions of the 200+ cc engine was echoing in the close confines of the car. Yuyu,counted the number of black beasts in the mirror and was shocked to see that the gang was made up of 16 members of which 9 were female riders.This did not bother him, but the fact that all the 9 female riders, did not bother to wear helmets, scared the blizzzkers of him. It almost made him dizzy. He stepped on the gas, practically,since the car was running on gas. Suddenly they were doing 49kms/hr and then it happened.Virochan who Yuyu thought was crying in the back seat was wiping his tears and stepping on the Accelerator peddle. Yes, the car had 2 of everything, except the hand brake; obviously it was a Driving school Car. Duh!! You dumbo’s did not even guess it …..thu !!! W#$@#$@#$@SD ( oops that was my alter ego, my humble apologies) What had possessed Virochan to act like he was possessed by the demon Vritra, would always be a mystery to Yuyu.Yuyu looked at the grim determination on the face of the L board driver and relaxed. He knew it was hopeless to fight a starving Anaconda…. This was when I had to run to a meeting @#@$@#$ … who wants to continue the story?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo!!! me Yuyu :)
- BF

Vc said...

you Meme no Yuyu

Anonymous said...

Nice Story .
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