It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Another Day in paradise : I was in a compromising position.The harsh lights were focused directly on my light brown eyes .I wince with pain.The Doctor continued to probe, hoping against hope that something would be wrong with my teeth .He seemed unhappy when he couldn't find any cavities. (Thank you Colgate Toothpaste) He removed his mask and said with a straight face “You have a good set of dentures. Take good care of it ". I was elated. Suddenly the phone rings ,the ring tone is We wish you a Merry Christmas, it was Dee. I switch it off. The doctor gives me a smile and starts giving me a lecture on oral health care. Its 9pm and after a rough day at office , I didn’t feel like listening to toothpaste,cavities and gums.I tread back home longing for hot supper.Dee calls again. Dee : Psst Vc someone was asking who the tall hmm hmm was , I mean you ? Me : eh ? Dee: We were watching my marriage video and when you came on the podium, she got all excited. Me: who who ? who wants to know ? Dee: She wanted to know who you were and if you were an Iyengar . Me: Oh Great . Dee: and then I told her you were a Mangalorean Brahmin, is that ok ? Me: Why do people think I am a brahmin ? che and Hello! My mom is from Mangalore which doesn't mean that I am a Manglorean. Now tell me, who wanted to know ? Dee: Well she even said that you were hmm hmm ? Me : Loos aa ? Dee: No No... Me: Then ? Dee: well she thinks you are hmmmm.... Me: Grr…. who is it ? Dee: My mother in law , who else . Me: %^$& ## Dee : Oye!! Please don't mind .. She's got these small eyes .... Me: * *&^* && Moti **^^%% elephant ^^@$*