They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Saturday, October 3
Thursday, October 1
Don't you dare change that RADIO channel...a review..
Damadji Angana Hai Padhare : One of the best songs I have heard this year.I love the way Himmi bhai has sung the lines :
kabhi sochta hoon
zindagi bhi kya mazaak hai
tum mile jaane kaisa ittefaq hai
kahe tho-sa naina ladaye re........ohhooooooooo
Shaam Ho Chali Hai : Interesting song, since Shreya comes into the picture after 2 minutes..
Teri Meri Dosti Ka Aasman : Instant MTR Rava idly hit.. don't be surprised if you hear this playing on the Radio again and again...
Piya Jaise Ladoo Motichur Wale : Rekha Bhardwaj at her best .. areh baba she sang Genda PhooL and Raat Ke Dhai Baje .. Himmesh comes and goes in this song.. Its like he is in the background...Can't wait to listen to Remix version of this classical song :)
Jaaaneman... Sigh...sigh.. sigh...
Zindagi Jaise Ek Radio >>> its like a folk song.. ting ting ting ting. ..
Monday, September 28
Aaaha
Friday, August 28
Popcorn and branded sweet cold water also known as Softdrink.
Tuesday, July 21
How to Build a Campfire
Thursday, June 18
Damn, I could have done the same :)
Monday, May 25
Modi said: "We promise we will return next year bigger and better."
Friday, May 8
My Grandpa, the Blacksmith!
Cheers !!
Wednesday, May 6
A walk in the clouds
She said “Good morning” to the milkwala and pluging in the ipod, lost in the world of Limpbizkit belting out numbers that her mom would have called “kaka paat”, she jogged her way to the park.
Teenagers practising "catch" stopped to stare at this "Yo" granny !
Not to be continued...
Wednesday, April 8
Haha !!
Wednesday, March 11
Just doing my duty... gulp ....

Monday, March 9
Thursday, March 5
Monday, March 2
Wednesday, December 24
Friday, December 19
Friday, December 12
Woh Kya Hain ?
Monday, November 24
Coming soon ;)
Friday, October 17
Atlast ..
Johnny was grounded for fighting at school and can't go to the movies for two weeks.
Tuesday, September 2
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land." G. K. Chesterton
A couple of weeks ago I read a line which said "All of life is a journey ,which paths we take, what we look back on, and what we look forward to is up to us. We determine our destination, what kind of road we will take to get there, and how happy we are when we get there.” and our little journey to the sleepy coffee estate of Bainehare ,some 25kms from Sakaleshpur, started with a FWD. Yep a mail fwd showing awesome mountains, misty huts and a lot of trekking ( Thanks Anantha). It was more about a homestay.(,a homestay means that the traveler lives with a family for at least part of his or her trip). Travelers usually have a desire to experience the "real" culture and this is usually accomplished through a homestay.
We decided to travel on the 3rd weekend of August and started planning for it. First step choose the place. Since all the others were booked we had to go with Bainehare http://www.malenaduhomestay.com/mhs/homestay_binahere.htm . We called the travel agent luckily it turned out that he stayed close to Malleswaram and he promptly came over to pick up the advance of Rs1750. He confirmed that this was for a 2 day and 1 night trip with authentic home cooked food. He also added that "they" would provide a guide and take us out sight seeing. We decided not to go with the Non Veg package which was Rs 500 extra :) a wise choice I might add.
We booked the to and fro train tickets and were all set to travel on Friday night. Then it rained and rained and rained and the train was canceled :). Landslides in the GHAT section. We had to run from one KSRTC counter to another to book bus tickets but alas since it was a long weekend and more-so because the network was down,we had a horrid time. But I used my connections (AIRTEL) and managed to get 2 tickets on a VOLVO departing from Bangalore at 11.15pm. We didn’t bother about the return journey :). ( psst we couldn’t get any ).
I contacted this dude , Anand who supposedly owned the coffee estate and who was supposed to be our point of Contact at the homestay. I told him that we would be arriving at Hassan at around 3am in the morning . The call got disconnected and he called back and apologized for the bad connection. It seems the network in his area was so screwed up that he was currently sitting on a tree.. I asked him if he could make arrangements to pick us up. For which he replied that it was going to be difficult since the elephants would be roaming around at that time of night. I looked at my phone, did I hear it right ? Did he just say elephants? "Gulp". and wait a minute, did he say he was sitting on a tree ?? ( I told this to my wife and she smiled, but didn’t make any comment ( RED FLAG).He assured me that by the time we arrived he would make some arrangements .Uff with that settled we were all set to enjoy the vacation. The Volvo bus was delayed by 45 minutes ( thanks to our Friday night traffic) and since the bus was half empty, we got to sit in the front seats. On this short journey I learnt that the VOLVO bus can do a max of 120kms, the daily collection is Rs 40,000 and the driver gets 2% on the ticket collection. There are always 2 drivers and the brakes are adjustable. But the best part was its mileage. 2.8kms. Yep hardly 3kms /Litre.
We got off at 3.15 am and I called Anand , well actually I woke him up ;) and informed him about us being at Hassan. Firstly he thought I was someone else and then he told me about the elephants “GULP” and how they would be crossing the roads (I still wonder why they would be crossing roads, only the chicken crosses the road). I was furious. Here we were stranded in some smelly bus-stop, where every other dude had a blanky on his head and he was talking about elephants.GRR. He then said he’ll do something about it. (That was his stock line ).
At 4 am , I get a call from some dude who claimed that he would be picking us up in 10 minutes and that he was referred by Mr Kishore. I was happy that we got a cab and told him where he could find us. ( I never bothered to ask who Mr Kishore was) . It was 4.45am before we were picked up and the cab turned out to be a rusty old Maruthi Omni van running on “GAS”. He told us that the road was pretty bad and that the distance was about 45 kms. We sort of fell asleep but the bumpy ride gave us nightmares. My wife thought she saw dark figures peeking through the windows and I laughed when she said she saw 2 kids standing in the middle of the road in full school uniform. I mean its 5 am and who in their right minds.. ( well it was true, I saw them too) . Then the cabbie lost his way and in the gloomy morning he stopped a lady who was standing by the road and asked her directions.She was so weird. The road was pathetic and since its always raining it was muddy and full of slush. At last we arrived to be welcomed by a couple , who introduced themselves as Mr Anand and Mrs Sumanth. ( STOP)
It was at this juncture that we realized the we had relied on unknown people to pick us up at 4am,people who we had never met. Imagine the possibilities ( shudders). I never found out who the mysterious Mr Kishore was or who had asked the cabbie to pick us up. (Makes the sign of the Cross)
We were shown our rooms and we sort of liked it. After a refreshing hot bath we slept for a couple of hours. At 11am we had our breakfast and Mr Anand told us that we would have to join another group of people for the sightseeing trip, in a TT. The first stop which turned out to be our only stop was what was called the BEAUTY SPOT. We reached the spot at 4pm. All we could see was mist everywhere and the distant roar of water. And then it happened. The mist cleared and we were stunned by the view. Hills ,valleys and waterfalls everywhere. Everyone was silent since they couldn’t find words to express their feelings. I was grinning from ear to ear. The journey was worth it.
On the trip back we realized that Mr Anand forgot to feed us . So we stopped at one of the shops and bought some cookies and chips. It kept us going, for the time being. But every time my wifey pointed out awesome “huts” and breathtaking scenery , I couldn’t respond ,all I could see was chickens on the road and the tasty leg……..slurrrrrrrrp. I was hungry. Period. My wifey says that I was looking at her fingers hungrily, I deny it. Well the thought did cross my mind, especially since she was eating those masala lays, masala fingers..crunchy munchy.
So we reach the “house” at 7 pm and had to wait till 9pm for our dinner. We wolfed down the home cooked meal and were grinning like little kids. Ofcourse I kept looking at Mr Anand who was ferrying chicken for the “Non-Veggies”. I silently cursed myself for opting for the Veggie package. But I got over the urge to chew chicken legs , uff thankfully , that was close.
The next day we were up early and sort of tried looking for the “tree” from which Mr Anand made his calls ;) and ofcourse we were excited about trekking and checking out Tipu’s Fort. Mr Anand had other plans. When approached he acted surprised Trek ?Trek ? You want to go trekking? Well we sure wanted to…He was lost in thought and then said something which was ahem..too much .” I thought you guys were going back to Bangalore”. Yes Mr Anand But not after we’ve seen all the places that you and your website boasted about.. He was taken aback and then delivered his stock line ‘ Let me do something about it “.
2 hours later I demanded that he really do something and show us some places. He quickly said “Have you seen the terrace ? “ , I gave him my “ You_think_I’m_a_dodo” look and said, “ Yes we saw your TERRACE”. He was very disappointed; I almost decided to go check out the terrace again. He then called his “associates” and asked them to take us on a boat ride. Aaaha Boaty ridey..atlast some action.
It was a nice walk through the coffee estate , we even saw elephant dung ;) and then they stole the boat and took us for a ride. The water level was way to high thanks to the rains.Awesome lake.
We came back at 11.30 am to find that we were indeed off on a trek to Parwathammana Betta. It was a good trek and I clicked a few awesome pics. The view from the top of the hill was magnificent. We were back at the homestay at 4, where we had our late lunch. Yep they usually have their lunches late in the evening ( grr) . We were fortunate that the other group were also off to Bangalore and agreed to drop us off.
We were all packed at 7 and it was pitch black.It was at this juncture that Mr Anand made his last mistake,he handed me the feedback book. I wrote just a couple of pages of what I came to the homestay to experience and see and what I really saw. Food was on top of the agenda and ofcourse the sighseeing trips were in the second line.Later I caught him reading my review with a weird expression. I bet it didn’t make any sense to him. I gave him the rest of the fees and bid him farewell. He came over to the driver of the TT and said “ If you see any elephants crossing the road, switch off the engine and don’t do anything.” Oh we were thinking of doing the Tribal dance of the ChewChewaaka Tribe ..yappppppppa.. anyway I was all set with my camera for my first encounter with the pachyderms but alas it was not to be.
We reached home safe and are looking forward to our next adventure ;)
Wednesday, August 20
Saturday, August 9
Monday, August 4
"Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky” ~ Lewis Carroll
Thursday, May 29
A few of those ....haiiiiiiiii ones
When i was bowled ....not by the Mountains but by a lil monk :)
If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.
Thursday, April 24
:) and i spill the peanuts all over the floor...
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.-Robert A. Heinlein
Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
Want to hear the rest of the story?
Come and meet the Prince and the Princess …ok ok .it must be the magic mushrooms that I ate yesterday.
I am marrying Mythili
on the 7th of May and of course I’ll be singing
Oh - once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down ;)
And so I graciously invite you and your family to be a part of my wedding and shower us with blessings.
Monday, April 21
Monday, April 14
"If only God would give me a clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank!" - Woody Allen.
I’m trying to put on some weight and so its bye bye brrom brrrrrom and back to the bus. Its been 3 months since I stopped using the bus and the driver was so happy and everyone had just one question “ Hello !! Bus pass idiya ? “ ;)
The first 2 days I just slept like a rock, and 60 minutes of blissful sleep really keeps me going for the rest of the day. So on the 3rd day, I sit next to the driver and decide to have a chat with him. He’s a nice bloke and he drives a bit rash( like all BMTC drivers) but dil ka bahut kamal ka aadmi hain. We talked about politics, roads, development, Non veg, Brahmins, the monsoons , accidents, one of the other drivers, the boring passengers , the Volvo buses , the Metro and its impact on BMTC drivers. I found that he had a good sense of humor and was plain and simple. He even told me anecdotes of how he went to get his DL in a lungi :) and how he drove for 3 continuous days so that he could earn Rs 2000 extra. I liked his tag line “ You have to work until you have the strength to do so.
He even told me that he has some 100 acres of land in Shimoga.. Amidst a conversation he asked me if I was a brahmin, when I shook my head to indicate no, he said that I looked like one ..I gave him a grin ;)
Well he then went on to say how Brahmin folks were not cut out to be drivers. That was interesting. All this time I was laughing and joking and I turn and look at the fellow passengers , uff half of them were sleeping and the other half gave me a look which could have melted ice cubes…..people!
Thursday, March 20
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh
Tuesday, February 26
I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. ~Drew Barrymore
What are you upto ?
I’m at the TownHall with my mom.My sister Nimmy is giving a Bharathanatyam performance.
Wow I didn’t know your lil sis danced …and how come I was not invited?
Because you are not family. Period.
17 minutes later
Now that was one awesome performance. And did you notice that she was oblivious of the fact that the audience even existed.
WHAT ? How did you ? Where are you ?
:) and is that your mom ? She resembles you…I mean you resemble her ;)
Stop scaring me , where are you ?
Hiding in the shadows , being your guardian angel :)
But how did you ….
28 minutes later
So is your sister ……..
DON”T
Aaaaaaaaaaaargh I’ll kill you.
Feb...
Friday, February 8
I can't control the commas :)
Tuesday, February 5
"There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it." -- Charles Dudley Warner














