The interior ..they didnt let me take pics of the Ganesha :( ..

The local Ganesh temple....

"Bapu ko ghar chhod ke aa"

Munna a small-time crook and sensuous Mohini are in love .Maaamu Mohini kya naachthi hai.......wah wah ..and Munna's tapori style ...awesome. Yes, I am talking about the original Munna aka Anil Kapoor. My favorite actor, Jhakaaaaaas . Areh you have to listen to his dialogues in the film "Deewana Mastaana" simply super, wait I’ll ask Sajjan , he knows all the dialogues.They don't make mast movies like Tezaab, anymore, sigh*.This film had some cool songs and you know that “ek do theen char" song, well during our singing test, Sister Emilie did not allow me to sing that song,grr , I had to sing BoneyM's Rasputin. Oh and she didn’t even let my friend Ajith sing " Hawa Hawa yeh Hawa " song.She said it contained vulgar words like love and pyar. May she rest in peace. So where was I ? Haan if you want a review of Munna Bhai the sequel check out kk’s version . Last friday,I was invited to watch a night show film. with my bil and cousin sis and we had lots of fun.Do you guys go to a film theatre and for a moment, yep just for a moment, think of all those 300+ people watching a white screen? Have we lost it or what? Vc shakes his head.. When Circuit made an entry ,that dame in the middle row, screamed so loudly,grr,it was as if she was watching Evil Dead all alone in a theater and when Sanju baba smiled , she was hysterical. Couldn’t spot her in the dark, else I would have given her "ek " kaan ke neeche. When Aish was on the screen ,areh Doom2 , the trailor duh!! I was shocked... she's become so so lean...che, I wonder if she's eating properly. sigh* The best parts of the film that I can remember apart from Aish bungee jumping with that six fingered dude, oh now I have to tell you this joke that I heard on TV.. Sunah hai, ki Doom 2 main, Aishwarya Rai , ek bikini scene main nazar aayegi. (Audience whistles) Yeh bhi Sunah hai ki Doom 2 main, Bipasha Basu, ek bikini Scene main Nazar aayegi(Audience whistles) ailaa Aishwarya Rai or Bipasha Basu ek hi bikini main ?? Uahhahahahhahahaha Ok ok so where was I? Haan Munna Bhai , the scenes in which Circuit acts like he can see Baapu , uhahhahaaaaha they are so funny.And when a drunk Munna says "Yeah Circuit,Bapu ko ghar chhod ke aa" , we were rolling on the floor ( psst I found 1 coke bottle and 2 one rupee coins) and that dialogue " Main kaam kartha hoon tho paise miltha hai aur agar main kaam nahi kartha hoon tho aur bhi zaayada paisa miltha hai " is super cool..areh that was from Shiva , that telugu remake which had this song " Botany Class undi,Matinee Show undi..........." jagada jagada daam daam daam.. I know its not related to Munna , but I thought I'd mention it. So I have just 2 words for all you people out there…Jai Hind.

Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car.

These married dudes be naaah ..grrr…Anand wants a marriage gift ..grr Wink wink and he will get one. .uahhahahahaha I am planning to present him the bestest gift ever.

All my favorite movies.uhahahhaaaaaha..

Yep the first DVD is going to be from Sajjan and me, our all time favorite

Tango Charlie

Malamaal Weekly

Shadowless Sword

Family (Incidently I saw this real #$%!% movie with Anand and he was literally in tears.You can watch this film this very Sunday on Star plus , 12 Noon . Don't miss it.)

Aashiq banaya apne ( We had a mast time..sigh*)

Mangal Pandey (Ewwwwwwww)

OMG how could I forget, Kabhi Alvidha Na Kehna ( uhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaha)

I think I'm going to faint... Somebody Stop me ..uahahhahahaaaaaaahaaaaaa

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon

A month ago, I heard this interesting incident, involving a biker dude. It seems that a reckless government bus, aka the BMTC bus, was overtaking a car from the right side, on a busy two way street. This led to a jam as vehicles from the opposite side literally came to a stand still. A biker dude parked his bike right in front of the bus, removed his ISI markwalla helmet , went to the panWalla’s stall, ordered a “meeta banarasi” paan, and opened his ciggy pack. On seeing this, the driver of the bus swore out loud, because he couldn’t move the bus. The conductor got out and asked the biker dude “politely” to move his bike so that the bus could pass. The dude” politely” pointed out that the bus was on the wrong side of the lane and that as he was not breaking any rules, he was not going to move the bike. The driver was very agitated but he did not climb out of his seat, he shouted profanities at the biker dude. The conductor, a smart guy,called a couple of passengers and they were about the push the vehicle to a side, when the biker dude exhaled and calmly said “ #@$%@#$5 %#@$& #$$ bike $#^$ $$^#@# %^ “,which loosely translated would be similar to Trinity saying “Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.. “. Believe me when I say that no one, no one dared to touch the bike. The driver was still seething as he put the bus in reverse gear. The dude smoked his ciggy , ate his paan and went on his way. The other day, I sort of tried this stunt. Well I couldn’t help it, that black Santro over took that L- board Maruthi car (obviously being driven by a girl, who is too worried about her hair than the traffic) and was in a collision course with my bike. I braked, krrrrrrrrrrrk,and stopped right in front of the car. The showdown. I looked at the driver, who peeked out of the window and I did that thing with my eyebrows, which would mean “what’s up bro? “. The dude sitting in the front passenger seat looked out of the other window and spat out , picchak .Zzzzzzzzz the back- passenger windows opened and two more dudes looked out. I still haven’t seen my 5 month old "smartie pie" nephew and would like to teach him how to play chess and so I did the RIGHT thing . No, I did not park my bike and go looking for a paanwala.I simply gave them my best smile , backed away and made a hasty retreat. Hello, you should have seen them, they were typical goondas and me, I’m a simple masala dosa and bru filter kaapi fan. ;) Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow. ~Mary Anne Radmacher

Oye yeah ..this lil dude is definitely listening to Himmi�...Rock on Bro..

Slinky sounds like kk's snake....

My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I was pressed into going to the pet store to buy Slinky's dinner. The worst part of this wasn't choosing the juiciest-looking creatures or turning down the clerk who wanted to sell me vitamins to ensure their longevity. The hardest part was carrying the poor things out in a box bearing the words "Thank you for giving me a home."

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Stacia Tauscher

I hardly get time to talk to my sis these days, now that she’s a proud mom of a kid named “White Mustard”. No he’s not a Red Indian, he’s an Indian with a name “Siddhartha” which in Sanskrit means white mustard. According to my sis, the kid is a “smartie pie “, yep even I thought she meant Cutie pie but it seems he’s smarter than (cough cough) me . Why do people continue to compare their kids with me?? I know I have an iQ of 13 but that doesn’t mean that…..grr grr… Anyway it seems this American Born Indian dude, aged all of 5 months, knows what he wants and loves the new toys that his papa buys for him every weekend.And I predict that he’ll be a hacker,he’s more interested in the laptop than his chewy toys. His taste in music is just awesome (like me) and he likes to go to sleep when his mom chanting Ohm Ohm…( yep that Rafi song ..Om Shanthi Om..mere umar ke.. lala lalaa). Today’s conversation was about Himmi (Himesh Reshammiya). My sis wanted to know who this new singer was .. I was flabbergasted . OMG how could someone living on Planet Earth, with access to cable Television, not have heard of Himmi. It seems she was watching Zee and every 10 minutes the screen would fill with Himmi’s latest chart busters…..and the kid, Sid, who was happily chewing, God knows what,looked up , stopped his chewing, gave Himmi a look ( which was a cross between “ what the hell and OMG”) and went back to his chewing. OMG the kid was captivated by Himmi for more than 4.32 seconds. In my opinion the kid just became a huge fan of Himmi’s jinchak music. Sigh*

See Cucumber .. i might as well be the one outside the bottle..sigh*

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. ~Henry Brooks Adams

I have been called vile names before but this was a little different… You know that girl Dee,(she’s suffering from chikungunya, hope she recovers soon) well she has this kind of long lost loos cousin who is aptly named Madz. Well we sort of had a fight over this puzzle http://www.freestuffhotdeals.com/hacker/1.html and she.... Madz: so easy and simple stuff me : sorry i sent it to a SMART@$$ like you , should have sent it to Julie sigh* instead i chose you the almighty piggy Madz: who is julie your retarded neighbour hood dog ? me: yes her IQ and mine are almost the same well mine is like 13 and julie's is 12 Madz: In an age off google this is so easy me: OMG you are using GOOGLE no wonder smart #@$@ le kapi you are not supposed to use search engines Madz: then how will i recognize the languages ,like i was born with a babel fish in my ear me: didnt i mention that comeon Madz: rubbish u didnt me: if you dont know latin and espanol Madz: u just sent a mail with a manic laugh me: you are a seamonster yeah yeah sea urchin sea cucumber Madz: you crooked cucumber me: u pimple on a piggy tail Madz: u BCC banner u BWSSB policy how far did u reach without google ? huh ? even hackers use google in fact that is the first thing they do yapppa think like a hacker think like a stone age man andre more like it even the ad for google shows a stone age man googling for how to make fire me: get real , seriously we have lost the ability to think Madz :only the first link needs a think and after that the pattern is same then they give you latin me: But Madz did i ever tell you that it was difficult to crack it ?have i ever mentioned it anywhere Madz: u know its in latin but u dont know wat ten in latin is , so u google me: why do you think i was lol in the mail ? Madz: that is as fair as fair can get me: get your facts straight girl Madz: ahhha me: just because you have a backing of 2200 crore rupees as a bonus doesnt mean you can insult poor dudes like me Madz: but u did add "if u cant crack it" ask me in that mail... Madz: ..u were merely hinting on your number 12 IQ me: its 13 FYI , FY K I sorry missed out K Madz: what ever whatever .. one number game is enuf for me now u will make a site for alphabets and send it to me FYKI .. howwwwwlllllllllllllllll u are the sea cucumber in a bottle me: you are animal hair on kitty Kat no make that animal white hair so that means you are as old as a yesterday's arrack ( gosh i am good) Madz: (what good is a sea cucumber ?) You yourself are ......an electrocuted crow ,you are you are ..... a britney spears' new mushy number . me: NOOooooooooooooo way ,you are Michael Jackson's younger sister Madhavi Jackson and you are the real inspiration for Himmi’s latest songs, no wonder he has a beard.. Madz: aaahha copy cat no originality its beneath me to trade insults with you u are hereby thrown out of my religion u pompous fishing rod.. sigh*.......

Rita Rudner's Facts About Men

Stuff that made me roll on the floor....yep i dropped my pencil. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates it can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. ( so true ...sigh*) Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?" Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting." Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit. ( Vc runs off to buy Bach's ~St Matthew Passion).

Life is like art. You have to work hard to keep it simple and still have meaning.

Some jokes need a lot of imagination. Like this one ..here we have Ram Lal Verma, a successful businessman who runs a multimillion dollar ear-bud business and Krishnakanth a patient and lovable waiter , who is trying to complete his MBA through a correspondence course. They are having one of “those” discussions. The story so far is that Ram Lal has ordered and is served his favorite spicy sweet corn soup with lots of garlic and …… Krishnakant: "Yes, sir, is there something wrong?" Ram Lal : "The soup. Taste it." Krishnakant: "I beg your pardon, Sir?" Ram Lal: "Taste it." Krishnakant: "But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent." Ram Lal: "Taste it." Krishnakant: "Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients." Ram Lal: "Taste it!" Krishnakant: exasperated, "All right, Sir, I'll taste it." Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?" To which Ram Lal replied triumphantly, "Ah ha!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s always the simple things that baffle us. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Or Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Or Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Sigh* The following short anecdote tells you just that : The stories and characters described here are imaginary. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or dying, or to actual events, is purely coincidental and accidental ;) “…..which states that the magnitude of the wave-function, whether it is summed over real space or over momentum space must be the same.” Lakshmigopal looks at his brand new HMT watch. “ I’ll continue with FFT in the next class, Let me remind you that the assignments are due on Monday”. He moved to the black board and picked up the duster. “ Sir”. He turned around slowly to find Beena shuffling a few sheets of paper .” Oh God ! “ he exclaimed. “Yes Beena what is it ? “ “ Sir can you help me with this ...? “ She hands over a couple of sheets. “What is this ? It looks like an essay on Jawaharlal Nehru. What do you want me to do ?” Beena looks down at her well manicured feet and shuffles, “ Sir I was wondering if you could help me translate a few Hindi words.” “ What ?? I have a degree in Electronics not a degree in Hindi.” ” But Sir, please, it’s for my sister and I promised her…….” Lakshmigopal sighed and looked at the 3 underlined words… 1. Roll number 2. Freedom fighters 3. Teachers signature “This looks easy enough, let me have a go at it” he sat on the chair, pulled out his ink pen. Roll number..roll number..roll…… Can you help Lakshmigopal translate the 3 words ?

TV gives everyone an image, but radio gives birth to a million images in a million brains~Peggy Noonan

Radio invented a new kind of drama called soap opera, a form of serial in which the main rule was, 'Don't let anything happen!' - because if something happened on a Wednesday and you were at the dentist, on Thursday you wouldn't know what the hell was going on and you'd get mad and switch soap operas, and soap, too.~Sam Moore

Have you heard of Bangalore’s favorite radio station ,Radio City 91 FM? Apart from playing jingles they sometimes, by mistake, play a few songs. Yesterday at Top 8 at 8, we had the Bow Bow special .Wondering what the Bow Bow special is ..its a pgm where the listeners call up the RJ Suniana Lal and she in turn puts the dogs on air.

Here's what happened : RJ: Hello Malvika Caller one : Hello (screaaaaaaaaams) (it’s a lil girl ) RJ: So do you have a dog Malvika ? Malvika : Yes it’s a lab . RJ: What do you call it ? Malvika : I call it MILO RJ : ( swoons) such a ccccccchweeet name , and why do you call it MILO ? Malvika: I used to call it "My love" but then it got converted to Milo. RJ : OMG that is so ccccccchweet. Put Milo on air ( disturbance in the background as Malvika does something to the dog and the dog starts barking) Malvika : Milo bark Milo : bowwwwwww ( Its more of a yelp , I think the girl stamped the tail or something and the dog was crying out in pain) RJ : Gosh that is so sweeet. You know what I’m going to dedicate this next song to Milo. Turns out to be KANK’s Mithwaaaaaaaaa ( cough cough ) RJ : We have Anjali on line..Hello Anjali !! Anjali : hi Sunianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa RJ: So Anjali what type of a dog do you have ? Anjali : I have a boxer and his name is Toddy. Rj : So cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewt and is he going to bark for us . Anjali : just a moment . (In the background , the dog is like looking at Anjali and refuses to bark,Anjali is in a dilemma , the whole of Bangalore is waiting with bated breath..) Anjali : Bow bow Yes my dear friends Anjali barked ( Vc shakes his head) Rj : So cheeeeeeeeeeewt , you know what Anjali, you remind me of Anjali from Kuch Kuch Hotha Hai , so this song goes out specially for you……… Anjali sighs in relief …………