Marriage is a romantic story, in which the hero dies in the first chapter

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, his strength is his wife. His weakness is neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when he himself goes out. ---------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ----------------------------------------