Thursday, October 14

More Drama ......

Q. Do you drink when you're on duty?

A. I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

Q: Did she appear to be in any pain? In other words, just looking at her, did she look like she was hurting?

A: She's so ugly it looks like she hurts all the time.

( I had read this 3 times )

Q: Dr. Smith, how are you --

A: Just fine.

Q: Pardon?

A: Just fine. I'm ready to go.

Q: Okay. Great. How are you employed?

The best of the lot ..

Q: And what is it about that particular night that you recall that you didn't eat at the Holiday Inn?

A: What is it that I remember that I didn't eat?

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