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Bathroom Break On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?" =============================================== The Prof in our Inorganic Chemistry lectures needed sunlight to catalyse a chemical reaction in an experiment .However on 2 successive days the weather was too cloudy.When on the third day , sunlight streamed in , the professor said ,"At last we have a little sun".Immediately a voice from the audience called " Three cheers for the professor's wife! ". =============================================== Sarcasm as a writing tool was the topic for the day.Our Prof began by asking the class for an example. We were stunned a few seconds later when a voice blurted out " Oh! Professor Richardson, I just Love your class." =============================================== Must Read : Found this blog so hilarious that I browsed through the entire archives. http://alpha-2.blogspot.com/