Trick questions

Dee :Who do you think is pretty ? My sil or me? Vc: ( Oh God another trick question ) hmm.. your SIL is an hmm hmm figure and you are round . Dee: eh ? Anyway she's getting married tomorrow. Vc: Tomorrow ? Che Che.. how come you never invited me ? Dee : ( whispers ) We are not going . (sniff) Vc: What! Can't hear you ( A remix song is playing in the background ) Dee: Marathon .She's doing a marathon . Vc: A what ? Dee : What do people do in a marathon ? Vc : Are you talking about the event where people run till they are exhausted ? Dee : Yes yes.. so what do they do ? Vc: run ? Dee : Yes Yes.. Vc: So your SIL is running around . ( I think hmm maybe its shopping )So who is she marrying ? Dee: A cousin . Vc: Aaah hmm hmm.... So you are in charge of all the preparations and stuff? Dee: WHAT !! NO!!! we are not going as she is running away . Vc: eh !! ( Silence) OH MY GOD!! .. she's running away to get married ? Dee : Yes.( sigh)Vee I think you have lost it.. You were so smart.. Now you are so.... Vc: Hey blame it on the music and its 8pm I am tired ... Dee: Excuses Excuses .