Questions which had me stumped .

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It's not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid Q: What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi? A: Nag did not punch me. Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two? A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (Phew!) Q:How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? A:Don't bite any.