Deft Definitions Collection

Advertising The science of arresting the human intelligence for long enough to get money from it. Alarm clock A device used to wake up people who don't have small children. Ant A busy insect that still finds time to go to picnics. Atheist A man who has no invisible means of support. Bath mats Little dry rugs that children like to stand beside. Charisma That mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have. Criminal A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught