Flirty the Fruit Fly

One sleepy afternoon I got a call from Shruti, a Fashion Correspondent asking if I was interested in taking a survey. I thought the questions would be like " So who do you think is better Cindy , Demi or Naomi Campbell "but No !! I was like " eh !! Miss, how did you get my number ?? " She said "Dee informed me that you would be interested in taking a Survey" ( Avalajji dummi , madthini ) . Vc: (too shy on the phone)" Shruti could you mail it across , I am a bit busy" Shruti: Sure no problemo. =========================================== ACT1 : Her mail to me : Hi Vc, The questions u need to answer... 1) Are the women in the IT sector visually disturbing or intellectually stimulating? 2) How do you like the women around you to be? 3) How would you deal with a intellectually stimulating woman? Please don't forget to attach a picture of you. Considering that u r a witty guy, expecting some really interesting answers. Cheers! Shruti Fashion Correspondent =========================================== ACT2 : She actually thought I was witty with a capital ‘W’. I was being challenged and I had to prove myself. Vc’s mail to the Fashion Correspondent Hi Shruthi , Please find below my answers to your weird Poll . And who told you I was " wity" ?? See I don't even know what the spelling is .. duh !! BTW what's a fashion correspondent doing on a poll called " geeks in the software industry " ?? 1) Are the women in the IT sector visually disturbing or intellectually stimulating? Vc : Intellectually stimulating. Well " I " in general would not like to be beaten by a girl , so would try to beat her in every aspect. It would really be an added advantage if she was better than me , that would keep me on my toes. 2) How do you like the women around you to be? Vc: intellectually stimulating :) who tends to be professional in her work. 3) How would you deal with a intellectuallystimulating woman? Vc: Ok its going to take 2 whole days for me to get the word "intellectually stimulating" out of my mind..grr.. Just like any other male colleague and oh ! no back slapping ( would have loved it but ... we have a Code of Conduct to sign). PS: Please find attached an interesting pic Regards Vc I would have been more sarcastic but it was a sleepy afternoon…. and you guys know " the REAL answers ". I sent a copy to Dee and this was her reply : "yappaaaaaaaaaaaa idikkenu kadimeilla....arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pls vee shes taken..u dnt have to turn on the charm aitha...yappaaaaaaa flirting andre ivaninda kalibeku.. " Flirt and Me ???? =========================================== ACT3 : Her reply : hello.... Mr. Witty "jus to let u know the correct spelling"...those were lovely photos of you. I jus flipped for u the moment i saw ur pic...but unfortunately my colleagues din't find the pictures interesting enuf. So could u please forward me ur latest picture where u r a grown up so that i can flaunt ur pic a l'll more. Dude...today is my deadline...so pls co-operate. Cheers! Shruti If you want to see the pic I sent across click on this link . http://img248.echo.cx/img248/8598/me8ld.jpg =========================================== Final Act: Vc to the Fashion Correspondent Hello Shruti , See you never mentioned " latest " or "grown up " .. all you said and I quote "Please don't forget to attach a picture of you ." Grrr.. I have attached a recent pic and it seems i look like Morgan Freeman from some acute angle ...hmm,, Take care and have fun .... Vc This was the to and fro mails. Now you decide , am "I Flirty the Fruit Fly" ?