Friday, June 30

Put on your Monkey Caps

I wanted to write a small story with ofcourse a twist..but it turned out even better :) ..... I sent out a draft to Kk and here's what happened .. First read the original transcript.. Monica wanted to do something different that day, so she got up early, for some 2.30am is early.It was the last day of her week long vacation and she was indeed very bored. She put on her fav blue track suit , pulled on her monkey cap and decided to go for a morning jog. As she was running around the Jubilee park she was chased by the ever vigilent street dogs and this was quite amusing to a girl who was never chased by anyone or for that matter anything. She picked up a litre of milk for her cat “lucky” and made her way back to her apartment. After a few hours of watching the Animal Planet and finishing that day’s samurai sudoko, her eyes chanced upon the colorful horoscope section. She read what was in store for people born under the sun sign Virgo. You have been stressed by the push-pull of responsibility these past weeks and you might be feeling bored. Now, you begin to see solutions to your dilemma as a fresh philosophical outlook on life can guide you into new realms of thinking. Stay indoors and try not to travel, for today is the day of accidents. Keep a steady course and don't let confusing signals stir up doubt. “Good Grief” exclaimed Monica , “I wonder how they knew I was bored”. She chuckled as she re read the line “Stay indoors and try not to travel, for today is the day of accidents”. So kk what do you think I have in store for sweet and s##** Monica ? So here's her reply :) Monica wanted to do something different that day, so she got up early, for some 2.30 am is early. kk>>2.30 is early for everyone!! Vc>> Do you have any friends working in the BPO industry ? or just simply putting in late hours ? kk>>No I don't. In any case it is an unearthly hour for most people. Vc>> Duh! girl its feeding time for Vampire bats and goobe’s like me .slurrrp warm blood….unearthly hour double duh!! It was the last day of her week long vacation and she was indeed very bored. She put on her favorite blue track suit , pulled on her monkey cap and decided to go for a morning jog. kk>>Monkey cap for a girl...get outta here. Vc>> Girls can play football, watch football,date monkeys but cant wear a monkey cap !!Give me a break. kk>>Stoopid logic Vc>> Atleast it's Logic and hello! I have seen someone wear a monkey cap..Revathi aunty in some tamil film. Running around the Jubilee park ,chased by the street dogs was quite amusing to a girl who was never chased by anyone or for that matter anything. kk>>Hahahaha...that is a Vc trademark joke :) Vc>> thank you ;) She picked up a packet of milk for her cat “lucky” and made her way back to her apartment. After a few hours of watching the Animal Planet and finishing that day’s samurai sudoko, her eyes chanced upon the colorful horoscope section. She read what was in store for people born under the sun sign Virgo, which also happened to be her sun sign. kk>>would she read the horoscope for Virgo if she is a Scorpio??? Vc>>> If you were in love the first thing you would do is look at your dov’s sun sign.. did you know that …so as I was saying… kk>>Oh well what's the point if mr./ms dov doesn't know about his/her own future? I mean big use....Oh well.... taken... Vc>> Yipeee I won a point ( does a jig...tannkanannkananannaa ) You have been stressed by the push-pull of responsibility these past weeks and you might be feeling bored. Now, you begin to see solutions to your dilemma as a fresh philosophical outlook on life can guide you into new realms of thinking. Stay indoors and try not to travel, for today is the day of accidents. Keep a steady course and don't let confusing signals stir up doubt. kk>>Push pull responsibility?? Is that a type of amplifier or responsibility? Vc>> I always hated those power amplifiers Class A , Class B ..,.eeks “Good Grief” exclaimed Monica , “I wonder how they knew I was bored”. She chuckled as she re read the line “Stay indoors and try not to travel, for today is the day of accidents”. Now what do you think I have in store for sweet and s##** Monica ? kk>>An alien attack on her home? Has to be something really loos Vc>>> naah reality reality ...keep it real as my good friend Kirthi used to say ..keep it real… kk>>Oh really?? Vc>> ;) No one has yet figured out what I'll do with Monica..uahhahhahahaha aahaha ajjaa ajjaa... Have you ??

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice story...more than story the conversation is very very nice...can't stay away from laughing.

Born a Libran said...

Dude, the conversations between KK and you were the best part of the story...

Divster said...

I know what happens to Monica..

she decides to stay indoors..when there is a knock knock on the door..

and its VC dressed as doodhwala..:P

And then the horror story starts....

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Anonymous said...

yep guys.. the conv is funny that's why i put it here.. uhahaha.. monkey cap .. do you guys and girls wear monkey caps ?

Divster.. want me to finish off that story ..

I wonder who that anony was,,,

Divster said...
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Anonymous said...

we don't wear munk-eee caps! we also dont wipe our runnin noses with our hanky pinned to our shirt!
sniff sniff*

I know..u know..who i am..still annony r so annoying aren't they?

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