Quotes from BLACKADDER

"They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head." "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area." There is a great pain in my heart... It's probably indigestion.. I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband. Your _husband's_ got indigestion? Well, he won't be bothering us then. No. He dies tomorrow. Oh, come, you can't die of indigestion. Hag: "Two things you must know about the wise woman. First...she is a woman.Second...she is... "EB: "Wise?" Hag: "Oh! You know her then? "EB: "No, just a stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute if you don't become more helpful." They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!!... Thank you, Lieutenant. If they hit _me_, you'll be sure to point itout, won't you. Rowan Atkinson at his best :)