The Conversation:

Location: The BMTC bus Time 8:30am The Characters: The cute Girl and her BF, the Dude and of course Big nose (ears) Vc So there I was seated comfortably, reading THE DAVINCI CODE and these 2 hop on , and hang out, literally, right next to my seat. * Please note that the dialogues are as is ...Nothing has been made up. An overview of the characters: The Cute Chamiya: Age 17, well manicured fingers, silver nail polish, Height 5 ft 1 inch, amazing earrings( similar to my granny's studded one), Colored her hair recently and goes to the Parlor twice a Day Uff. (Damn I don't remember her name, and didn’t even offer her my seat. Bad manners Vc.). The Dude : Studying Bsc , Bade baap ka Beta ( Nike shoes ) , Dumb as a Door nail and desperate .Would do anything for his GF .( Majnoo ) Action : Chamiya : Hey do you know Vini ? Dude: Who ? My college ? C : Yes . Dude : Which Branch ?( Acts as if deep in thought) Oh Vini , Yeah I know her . Why ? C:( Gives a Sly smile) ( I catch C checking out my Shirt .... Hello its my Mom's fav color, Pink ...) D: What ? C: I heard that you and her ... D: Who told you .. see that is all you do .. jumping to conclusions , Making assumptions. C: Yeah. So tell me about her. D: Bull Sh*** What! She was in our group and she used to talk to me. Everyone makes a big issue out of it. C: Why are you so nervous ? (By this time I am all ears, hook, line and sinker....) D: (Quickly changes the subject) So when are you treating me? C: When you go to New Zealand. D: Naah I don't wanna go . India is the Best. C: So can I ask your sister about Vini ? (Damn she is good..) D: Sure, go on call her. (Pause, Shakes his head) Bull sh** you cannot project somebody's personality like that (I have no idea what he was talking about. In fact he used the same sentence 4 times. ) C: So can I come to your college? D: Sure , Bunking classes today ? C:Yes . I want to meet Vini and maybe you both can become friends again. D: Stop that . My friends made fun of me and I screwed them. C: So will you screw me ? (I think I almost fell off the seat …) D: I almost slapped her in front of the class, I even asked her not to talk to me. C: Papa. I feel sorry for her. Silence. C: So tell me about you and her, what happened? We still have a long way to travel. Time pass hoga. D: (Tries to change the subject) Want the music cd's ? ( Takes out a few) C: Hmm Not today. D: Nice hair Color . C Thanks . Silence as the Conductor does his rounds …. D: Catch you in the evening. Bye(reluctantly gets down.) C: Bye... Big nose closes the book having read 4 lines in 30 mins. Smiles ... Life...hah ..