My week

Monday : Screeech, Kirriiiiik , Yeoooow , Bang a nasty accident. Vc to the rescue . Checks out the chick , obviously for injuries .Blood everywhere . Poor Pig, never saw it coming. Takes the chick to the nearest doc, chick thanks Vc and is about to give her mail id when his mom wakes him. Tuesday :Has a nasty feeling that everyone is looking at him in an odd sort of way ,Yep fly open .Narrowly misses being assaulted by 118 kgs of flesh . Phew . Wednesday :Meets new Auntiji , who has a funny sense of humuor . Says blog is good , concentrate on work, else will be fired . ( Vc shivers ) Thursday :The girl from the 6th floor misses college bus, intentionaly . Vc to the rescue. Drops her to college and is flying on cloud number 9 , hears a funny noise . Yep Mom and her mixie . Got an award at office . ;) Friday :Vc passes the church... Crosses himself with holy water and says Amen ..... Stops at the temple , applies vermilion to his forehead and prays for Peace and prosperity ... Traffic Jam Curses at the girl who happened to give a sweet smile . Another beautiful morning !! Vc's final thought : "You are never given a wish without being given the power to make it come true." Some people are so stupid , sit down Sajjan I'm not talking about you .So a Genie appears and grants you 3 wishes . You ask for wealth to last a lifetime, a babe ( not the pig ) and a long healthy life ! What’s with that …. Comeone guys use your tiny grey cells .Wish number 1 :Genie grant me 101 wishes . Duh wasn't so hard was it !!