More C and V

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I say "Come here, Stay!" After a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. The otherday I downloaded a 63 Mb , 64 min mp3 file which said " Jennifer Lopez _Full Album" . I thought It was the latest Jenny Album. Yipeeee... Alas ! it turned out to be a lecture on US and Russian Intelligence Satellites , mainly on the SAFE program . It had lots of War stories/ how not to tap a fiber optic cable/Tapping Phone calls /Voice recognition Programs and other miscellaneous stuff. In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "cut it out!"